When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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