a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Randomize
