You can't special order awesome
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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