youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
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