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go home
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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