Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We left the knife in your bed.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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