Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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