standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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