So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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