It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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