The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
