Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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