Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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