yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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