he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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