U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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