Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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