I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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