yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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