the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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