just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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