is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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