real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
