do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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