no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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