Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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