Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
