you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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