scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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