Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
