There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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