And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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