Christians are straight up FREAKS
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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