watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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