So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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