Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
