I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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