you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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