Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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