Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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