I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We need to get me chipped asap
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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