lets start a swedish sibling band together
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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