I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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