I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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