ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
we should paint friendship bongs
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