Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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