He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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