I wanna bring you to show and tell
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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