i think my mom watched the whole time
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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