you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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